Robin Thicke’s Recollection of ‘Blurred Lines’ is, Well, Pretty F*cking Blurry
Robin Thicke, the man famous for putting naked girls in a music video and grabbing butts other than his wife’s recently admitted that he was drunk and high on pills when his biggest song, “Blurred...
View ArticleMeet Hefe Wine, the Man Behind the Alleged Iggy Azalea Sex Tape…
The only people who have seen Iggy Azalea’s sex tape at this point seem to be the “businessmen” over at Vivid Entertainment, who think the tape could actually be worth millions of dollars, possibly...
View ArticleStand by for Maximum Butts: J-Lo and Iggy Azalea Made a Video Together…
The oldest butt and the newest joined forces for a song called, get ready for it, “Booty.” A middle-eastern tune best served after repeated viewings of Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda,” the “Dance (Ass)” remix...
View ArticleVideo: Nicki Minaj –“The Pinkprint Movie”
Nicki Minaj is feeling generous this holiday season, after delivering the “Only” video, a song about all the guys she could have banged but didn’t, she’s giving us The Pinkprint Movie - three videos in...
View ArticleVideo: Childish Gambino –“Sober”
Actor/rapper extraordinaire Donald Glover enlists his favorite director Hiro Murai (“Telegraph Ave,” “Sweatpants,” and “3005”) to shoot the stoner anthem “Sober.” Glover displays excellent...
View ArticleVideo: The Weeknd –“Earned It”
At 4 minutes and 36 seconds, The Weeknd’s version of Fifty Shades of Grey is better than the movie. And instead of being summed up by an entire book with scenes featuring tampons and buttplugs that...
View ArticleFunny Video: Celebrities Read Mean Tweets, Music Edition #2
This week, Jimmy Kimmel brings back good-natured famous people to read of mean Tweets that are mostly about dicks and balls, because humanity is a 12-year-old boy.
View ArticleKanye is ‘Definitely’ Recording With Taylor Swift
What kind of world am I living in? Apparently one where Kanye West and Taylor Swift bury the hatchet by recording sweet sweet music together. Kanye hasn’t recorded sweet sweet music since 2010, and...
View ArticleUnretouched Photos of ‘Regular Woman’ Beyoncé Promptly Removed From Internet
Over the years, we’ve loved and scrutinized Beyoncé to Oprah-sized proportions. I get alerts on my phone informing me when her roots grow and if she may or may not have bunions. And if she does have a...
View ArticleAzealia Banks Posing For Internet-Breaking Playboy Photos
Playboy is employing Azealia Banks for an upcoming shoot. Banks is famous for songs like “212,” getting into Twitter feuds, and being a rapper who often gets confused with Iggy Azalea (who she...
View ArticleBeyoncé is Turning Into Tyra Banks
When you think of strong black women in the industry, Beyonce and Tyra Banks are two names that hopefully come to mind. One’s a successful singer, the other a successful model, about 10 years apart in...
View ArticleOf Course Chris Brown Attacked A Woman In Vegas
Here’s what I know about the Chris Brown Vegas assault charges… A star-fucking groupie said Brown punched her in the melon during a concert. Brown called the star-fucking groupie “dusty” and said “I...
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