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Video: Macklemore & Ryan Lewis –“Can’t Hold Us”
Seth Green look-alike Macklemore, known to his friends back at Evergreen State College as Ben Haggerty, bounces and raises his arms like the ceiling is too low for his ego in the long-awaited video for...
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Beyonce’s Weave Attacked at Serbian Concert
Beyonce was pushed and shoved like a Croat prison bitch in Belgrade, Serbia on April 15 at Kombank Arena. (The exact place she debuted those wonderful golden sandcastle nipples.) Fans, if you want to...
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Rihanna Calls a Toddler her ‘N*gga,’ Goes Topless on Instagram for the...
A small portion of Rihanna’s fans became upset after their blunty Bajan queen referred to a young boy as her “lil’ nigga” over the 4/20 weekend. I’ve never minded the use of the word by black men or...
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Video: David Guetta “Play Hard” Feat. Akon & Ne-Yo
Akon commands that you scrub and mop the floor with your ass (the kids are calling it “Twerking”) in David Guetta’s “Play Hard,” which also seems to incorporate some form of Harlem Shake. And don’t...
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Rihanna Trolls Instagram User Who Trolled Her
Rihanna‘s a badass, right? Like, she has a tiny gun tattooed under her armpit and she sings about being “so hard” and shooting men. Rum pum pum pum eh eh oh oh? One of the many people who forgot she...
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Chris Brown Says Rihanna Is Too Young For Him
Chris Brown told The Kyle and Jackie O radio show in Australia that him and Rihanna are not dating at this current moment in time. Speaking of time, he explained that one of the reasons they don’t work...
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Video: Theophilus London –“Rio” Feat. Menahan Street Band
Theophilus London parties it up in a cloud of smoke and women in the visual accompaniment for his new single “Rio.” Expect a new album from him (one of my favorite hip-hop artists of today) later this...
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E! Says Beyonce is, Like, Pregnant Again, For Sure
E! News’ “most read” article today is, unsurprisingly, one confirming that Beyonce is pregnant with her second child. This means she’ll pop out a beautiful baby (likely the subject of her next HBO...
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Nicki Minaj Settles DJ Beef, Explains How She Was Conditioned To Breathe Fire...
I generally feel the same way about Nicki Minaj that I do about Katy Perry. I’m a pop junkie, so I like some of their songs but not their personas. (Or excuse me, Nicki Minaj’s persona and Katy Perry’s...
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Video: Major Lazer –“Bubble Butt” Feat. Bruno Mars & 2 Chainz
I want you to sit and imagine the audition process for this video while you’re humming “bubble bubble bubble butt,” and then I want you to put your mixing skills to use and mesh this up with “Dance...
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Yeezus Honeymoon Period Ends as Critics Suddenly Remember Kanye West is a...
It’s been an exciting week for America’s favorite douchebag Kanye West, with the release of not only his Kardashian lovechild North, but also his much anticipated new album Yeezus, which “leaked” last...
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I Look More Like Beyonce than Beyonce on Flaunt Magazine
Beyonce chatted up Flaunt Magazine about Pepsi and pizza and posed for some futuristic photos that just look absolutely nothing like her. Tyra Banks maybe, or Vivica A. Fox, but Bey? No. Anything to do...
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Frank Ocean Lays the Lyrical Smack Down on Chris Brown
Slightly tired of people writing songs about Chris Brown being an asshole instead of hitting him so hard that his teeth and tattoos fall off, but I guess Frank Ocean’s remix of “Versace” by Migos will...
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Michelle Obama to Appear in Health-Conscious Hip Hop Videos
A slightly misleading but still incredible NME article says “US First Lady Michelle Obama to release hip-hop album.” Don’t get your hopes up too high, internet… Mich O. won’t actually be singing on...
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Terry Crews Plays Major Lazer in “Scare Me” Video
Terry Crews has just completed the most important role of his film career. At least in my opinion. And the opinion of any Major Lazer fan. The NFL player-turned-actor appears in the trio’s new video...
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North West Has Kim’s Eyes and Kanye’s Look of Disgust
Kanye West revealed the first straight-on photo of his daughter, North West. No offense whatsoever, but the kid is really living up that androgynous male name. Babies are genderless to me anyway. And...
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Miley Cyrus Horrified at the VMAs Last Night
Everyone’s talking about Miley Cyrus’ “shocking” performance at the MTV Video Music Awards. Honestly the most horrible thing about it besides her looking like one of those street kids from the 90s who...
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Mariah Carey Shares Popular Opinion That Nick Cannon’s Music is a Joke
Mariah Carey‘s first born Nick Cannon told reporters at a VMA after-party that his wifey for lifey doesn’t take his music seriously. “She thinks my music is a big joke,” he said, laughing (because...
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Olivia Wilde Comments on Twerking
You know how I feel about twerking. It’s awesome when the one woman goes to Wal-Mart and makes a “twerking by the cakes” video, but if anyone ever says that Miley killed at the VMAs, they’d be...
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The Woman Who Had Her Butt Grabbed by Robin Thicke Thinks You’re All Being a...
Robin Thicke caused a big stink when a photo of him posing with a socialite at a VMA party with his hand totally on her butt surfaced. Honestly I do think it is more common for a dude to put his palm...
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