GIF: Girl Lights Herself On Fire While Twerking
Your new favorite video of the month and possibly the year is out. I don’t know if you saw it yet? Girl twerks against door, door opens, girl falls onto a glass table full of candles and lights her...
View ArticleLISTEN: New Timberlake Single “TKO”
I was a little afraid to listen to Justin Timberlake’s new song mostly because the first part of The 20/20 Experience besides “Mirrors” and “Body Count” were pretty underwhelming, but it’s not bad at...
View ArticleVideo: Drake –“Hold On, We’re Going Home”
Several videos that I don’t have the attention span to watch were released in recent days. It was either this, Rihanna and A$AP Rocky trying on clothes, and super generic dubstep with Haley Williams....
View ArticleChris Brown Lost His Virginity in Grade School
During a chat with The Guardian, Chris Brown reveals that he had his cherry popped by an “older woman” when he was just 8-years-old. He says this type of thing is accepted in the country, specifically...
View ArticleFunny Video: Mean Tweets, Music Edition
In the latest edition of celebrities reading mean tweets about themselves, Ke$ha is a crack whore, Pharrell looks like a sewer rat, 2 Chainz is Whoopi Goldberg and Lil’ Wayne is a crabapple. Awesome....
View ArticleRihanna Gets Fierce in African Penguin Exhibit
Leave it to Rihanna to jump into the penguin cage at an aquarium during a trip to South Africa like she’s on America’s Next Top Model. Penguins be like, why u steal muh thunder, giant? She did...
View ArticleRihanna For British GQ, December 2013
Rihanna joins acclaimed art director Damien Hirst for British GQ’s 25th anniversary issue all decked out in snakes looking like a voodoo queen sidekick of Angela Bassett in American Horror Story:...
View ArticleChris Brown Headed To Rehab… For Anger
After having his felony assault charges against a D.C. man reduced to a misdemeanor, Chris Brown has checked into a rehab center in Malibu to help get his temper under control. Did I say to get his...
View ArticleRihanna Will Soon Be Bald
This is funny, an “extension expert” tells Radar Online that Rihanna will be bald in the not-too distant future if she continues changing her hair on a monthly basis. After examining photos of Rihanna,...
View ArticleVideo: Rihanna –“What Now”
In “What Now,” not to be confused with “Right Now” feat. David Guetta (also from Unapologetic), Rihanna is braless and slightly gothic convulsing and being hyper in an otherwise lazy video. Good hair...
View ArticleVideo: Kanye West –“Bound 2″ Feat. Kim Kardashian
Ray J may have made a sex tape with Kim Kardashian and written a song called “I Hit It First” but Kanye married it, had a baby with it and continues to hit it, making him the victor. This becomes...
View ArticleBeyonce Wants Jay-Z to ‘Turn Her Cherry Out’ and ‘Lick Her Skittles’ in New Song
Beyonce randomly released a new self-titled album on Thursday on iTunes without promoting it or mentioning the release date prior. There are also 17, count ‘em, SEVENTEEN new music videos and...
View ArticleDon’t Forget That R. KELLY IS A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PERSON
I should mention that the headline for this post is completely inaccurate and understated because it’s hard for me to even classify a child predator like R. Kelly as a “person” when he is simply a...
View ArticleBest Pop, Rock, Rap and Indie Albums of 2013
Halcyon Days, Ellie Goulding Key tracks: “Burn,” “Under Control,” “How Long Will I Love You,” “Midas Touch,” “Flashlight” feat. DJ Fresh Pure Heroine, Lorde Key tracks: “Royals,” “Team,” “White Teeth...
View Article‘MUTUAL’ SEPARATION ALERT: Paula Patton Blurs the Lines Between Her and Robin...
Wholesome actress Paula Patton and her ass-grabbing, threesome-loving husband Robin Thicke are living proof that “separating” is the new divorce. In a statement to People Magazine, Patton said that her...
View ArticleVideo: Beyoncé – Partition (Explicit)
Beyoncé is a dedicated wife and mother, but in her latest clip, “Partition,” we see her do what she truly thrives at: performing. Do me a favor and read some lyrics before proceeding: Oh he so horny,...
View ArticleThe Ongoing Mystery of Solange and Jay-Z’s Elevator Fight, As Told By Other...
I can’t even begin to guess why Beyoncé’s [arguably more hip] younger sister Solange went all windmill arms on Jay-Z in an elevator, or why Beyoncé stood by and watched like a stone cold statue. Most...
View ArticleMacklemore Didn’t Mean to Disguise Himself as a Big-Nosed Jew
Blond-haired, green-eyed shiksa Macklemore is attempting to explain why and how he ended up becoming a racial stereotype at one of his concerts. The Seattle-native bought “a bunch of fake mustaches and...
View ArticleVideo: Ariana Grande –“Problem” Feat. Iggy Azalea
Potential song of the summer “Problem” by 20-year-old Ariana Grande and the white Azealia Banks, Iggy Azalea have a new video. Press play and notice the big hair and spirals… This is from a decade...
View ArticleRihanna Basically Wore No Clothes to a Fashion Award Show
Rihanna, one of the most-naked celebrities, is considered a fashion icon. Go figure. If fashion is ever-changing, then Rihanna – with her five unique hair styles a year and bottomless wardrobe – IS...
View Article