Kanye is ‘Definitely’ Recording With Taylor Swift

February 12, 2015, 6:05 pm

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What kind of world am I living in? Apparently one where Kanye West and Taylor Swift bury the hatchet by recording sweet sweet music together.

Kanye hasn’t recorded sweet sweet music since 2010, and while I doubt a country/pop crossover with Taylor is the answer, it’s still astounding that he says he’s for sure going to make sure going to make music with the girl who’s moment he ruined on behalf of Beyonce all those years ago. 

“Yeah, she wants to get in the studio and we’re definitely going to go in,” he told Ryan Seacrest in an On Air interview. “Any artist with an amazing point of view, perspective, fan base, I’m down to get in the studio and work.” 

Before you think “Gee, fatherhood sure has softened the man who once said “Nothing in life is promised except death,” remember that he lives and breathes for attention.

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Unretouched Photos of ‘Regular Woman’ Beyoncé Promptly Removed From Internet

February 18, 2015, 6:48 pm

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Over the years, we’ve loved and scrutinized Beyoncé to Oprah-sized proportions.

I get alerts on my phone informing me when her roots grow and if she may or may not have bunions. And if she does have a bunion, I want to know exactly which foot and the exact location in latitude and longitude.

Which brings me to a website that released not one or two but a whopping 224 unretouched photos of the singer. 

The images in question are allegedly from her 2013 L’Oréal shoot, but her collective fanbase, the dreaded “BeyHive,” are having a hard time comprehending the idea that Beyoncé has flaws, accusing the website of adding the blemishes themselves.

The reactions have been mixed, with a portion of Twitter calling her a “succubus” and another portion saying they appreciate the notion that she’s “an actual person.”

The Beyoncé World removed the photos shortly before releasing this statement:

Due to the disdain of the BeyHive, we have removed the photos. We don’t want to cause any drama, nor do we wish to start fan wars. Some of the things we have seen posted were just horrible, and we don’t want any parts of it. We were just posting the photos to share the fact that our queen is naturally beautiful, at the same time she is just a regular woman.

Azealia Banks Posing For Internet-Breaking Playboy Photos

February 19, 2015, 10:05 pm

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Playboy is employing Azealia Banks for an upcoming shoot. Banks is famous for songs like “212,” getting into Twitter feuds, and being a rapper who often gets confused with Iggy Azalea (who she affectionately calls “Itchy Areola”) despite not being white or Australian.

Banks will be interviewed by Rob Tannebaum within the April 2015 issue and photographed by Ellen Von Unwerth, whose portfolio includes compromising photos of Rihanna, Christina Aguilera, Beyoncé and Janet Jackson.

Editors promise that, like Kim Kardashian’s Paper Mag cover, it will be a “frisky” shoot that is “sure to break the internet.” 

Beyoncé is Turning Into Tyra Banks

April 5, 2015, 3:50 pm

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When you think of strong black women in the industry, Beyonce and Tyra Banks are two names that hopefully come to mind.

One’s a successful singer, the other a successful model, about 10 years apart in age, and the older they both get the more they start to morph into each other. 

Tell me the new Beyonce video of her at the piano performing “Die With You” doesn’t make you want to watch Halloween: Resurrection, and Tyra Bank’s entire Instagram account doesn’t make you want to listen to “Single Ladies.” In five years, Beyonce will be hosting a tv show and Tyra will be performing the ANTM theme at the Super Bowl.
Rihanna’s next.

Of Course Chris Brown Attacked A Woman In Vegas

January 3, 2016, 3:08 pm

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Here’s what I know about the Chris Brown Vegas assault charges… A star-fucking groupie said Brown punched her in the melon during a concert. Brown called the star-fucking groupie “dusty” and said “I don’t know this old-looking bitch.”

Did he actually attack ye old bitch, Liziane Gutierrez? Yes, totally.

There isn’t a single woman Chris Brown comes into contact with that doesn’t get hit. Sometimes it’s figurative, but it happens. Do I have love for star fuckers? No, but I have a lot less love for the man who made Rihanna look like a chump. It’s his fault ‘Anti’ still hasn’t been released AND that it’s cold in winter and that I’m broke, and also, he killed Natalie Cole, but not a lot of people know that, so shhh. 

Michael Jackson was a pedophile and also a great musician. These are just facts. Chris Brown is a woman-beater without a single song worthy of my iTunes library besides a guest spot on “Only” that I’m contemplating deleting on principle.

Chris Brown responds to reports that he Pimp Slapped a B*tch! pic.twitter.com/Zm49QmyzRS

— DJ Akademiks (@IamAkademiks) January 3, 2016

If you don’t think him and Old/Dusty are perfect for each other, check out the video post of Brown scratching (or wiping?) the shit out of his head and face like a legit methhead.